Looksmaxxer’s Immortality Theory
The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless Androgenic reveals the details of how and why his close friend, fitness influencer, and looksmaxer Connor Murphy died 💔 “He started to get this fixation on gold. He started to believe that gold was some gatekept mineral by the higher-ups that basically gives you special ...
A screenshot of a social-media post jokes about looksmaxxers discovering alchemical theories of immortality, followed by a quoted explanation of Connor Murphy’s fixation on gold. The punchline compares modern looksmaxxing and conspiratorial beliefs about gold to the mystical pursuits of a Tang dynasty emperor, making the situation absurdly dramatic. It is used as a reaction to bizarre self-improvement theories or exaggerated internet lore.
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- absurd, sarcastic
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