Rich Guy Betrayed by His Body

the rich guy trying to live forever being betrayed by his own body eating him is ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson has been diagnosed with Autoimmune Gastritis, a chronic illness, and is trying to cure it "My stomach is eating itself, 2-5% of people have this too, likely more because it hides" Bad news #1: I have an autoimmune disease. My stomach is eating itself. Bad news #2: 2-5% of people have this, too. Likely more, because it hides. Good news: I'm going to try and solve it. Will share all. As a kid, I ate sugar cereal, drank sugary soda, and gobbled down fast food. I had a few healthy years in my early 20s but then became a young father of three and began building a business. Juggling that stress and grind, I let my health slip and gained 40 lbs. Within a few years I'd fallen into a deep, chronic depression. Somewhere in that timeline, my body began developing an autoimmune process affecting my thyroid and then my stomach lining. It's called Autoimmune Gastritis (AIG).

A social media post mocks wealthy longevity influencer Bryan Johnson after he reveals that he has autoimmune gastritis, joking that his own body is betraying his attempt to live forever. The phrase “ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy” frames the situation as grand, ironic tragedy: the man trying to defeat aging is being undermined by his stomach eating itself. EN: A social media post mocks wealthy longevity influencer Bryan Johnson after he reveals that he has autoimmune gastritis, joking that his own body is betraying his attempt to live forever. The phrase “ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy” frames the situation as grand, ironic tragedy: the man trying to defeat aging is being undermined by his stomach eating itself.

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