Subway Sandwiches Made Me Late

Made the Guy who took near 30 minutes to order 8 sandwiches from a Subway right in front of me, making me late to a meeting today Find Spouse Count Subway Bastard of Eat Fresh-alot, 35 💚 This is you Catholic Swabian von 8 Sandwiches

A Crusader Kings character screen portrays the person who spent nearly 30 minutes ordering eight Subway sandwiches as a noble named “Count Subway Bastard of Eat Fresh-alot.” The joke turns an ordinary frustrating delay into an absurd medieval title, making it useful as a reaction to someone whose slow or excessive behavior caused you to be late. EN: A Crusader Kings character screen portrays the person who spent nearly 30 minutes ordering eight Subway sandwiches as a noble named “Count Subway Bastard of Eat Fresh-alot.” The joke turns an ordinary frustrating delay into an absurd medieval title, making it useful as a reaction to someone whose slow or excessive behavior caused you to be late.

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