Cloudflare Assflare Rant

Cloudflare? MORE LIKE ASSFLARE WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SINGLE SITE HOLD MOST OTHERS? LIKE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! IF IT GOES DOWN EVERYTHING GOES DOWN! WE WERE BETTER ON THE FUCKING ANGELFIRE DAYS, YEAH, REMEMBER THOSE? WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK WHAT WERE THEY THINKING.

A frustrated man gestures angrily at an old computer while ranting about Cloudflare centralizing much of the internet and causing widespread outages. The joke mocks Cloudflare by calling it “Assflare” and nostalgically compares modern web infrastructure to the old AngelFire days. People send it as a reaction to website outages, internet dependency, or infrastructure frustration. EN: A frustrated man gestures angrily at an old computer while ranting about Cloudflare centralizing much of the internet and causing widespread outages. The joke mocks Cloudflare by calling it “Assflare” and nostalgically compares modern web infrastructure to the old AngelFire days. People send it as a reaction to website outages, internet dependency, or infrastructure frustration.

• @gentoomemes / 19380 2025-11-20