Everything Uses AI Now

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in our country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This website only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING

Постепенно прокручивается длинный пост, в котором перечисляются реклама, навязательные подписки, сломанные обновления, требования создать аккаунт и бесконечные проблемы с сайтами и приложениями. Шутка в гиперболизированном описании цифровой «эншиттификации»: каждая новая функция якобы делает всё хуже, пока пользователь окончательно не сходит с ума. Фоновая музыка подчёркивает монотонное, нарастающее ощущение раздражения и абсурда. EN: A long post gradually scrolls into view, listing advertisements, forced subscriptions, broken updates, account requirements, and endless problems with websites and apps. The joke is an exaggerated description of digital “enshittification”: every new feature supposedly makes everything worse until the user completely loses it. The background music reinforces the monotonous, escalating feeling of irritation and absurdity.

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