Steam Guard Ruins the Rescue

Text on the meme

When I’m trying to save my girl from robber #1, but robber #2 takes my phone and opens my Steam Guard

What it means

Kratos tries to rescue his girlfriend from one robber, but a second robber grabs his phone and opens Steam Guard, causing him to be violently blasted away. The joke compares a dramatic God of War battle to the everyday panic of protecting a Steam account, while Aerosmith’s soaring rock ballad “Dream On” makes the failure feel hilariously epic. EN: Kratos tries to rescue his girlfriend from one robber, but a second robber grabs his phone and opens Steam Guard, causing him to be violently blasted away. The joke compares a dramatic God of War battle to the everyday panic of protecting a Steam account, while Aerosmith’s soaring rock ballad “Dream On” makes the failure feel hilariously epic.

Sound

♪ Aerosmith — Dream On

music / музыка

Who

Kratos (God of War)

Objects

bald warrior / лысый воин female statue / женская статуя flowing robe / развевающаяся мантия stone temple / каменный храм glowing energy / светящаяся энергия purple lighting / фиолетовое освещение outstretched hand / протянутая рука smartphone / смартфон Steam Guard code / код Steam Guard violent impact / сильный удар