Lord I'm 500 Miles

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A dessert bowl is decorated with tiny gray-and-white animal-shaped ice cream figures, which multiply from two to four before the final shot reveals them being crushed with a spoon. The joke references Peter, Paul and Mary’s folk song “500 Miles”: the repeated counting builds toward the absurd “Lord I’m 500 miles” punchline, while the upbeat music makes the escalating scene feel like a dramatic march before the figures are eaten. EN: A dessert bowl is decorated with tiny gray-and-white animal-shaped ice cream figures, which multiply from two to four before the final shot reveals them being crushed with a spoon. The joke references Peter, Paul and Mary’s folk song “500 Miles”: the repeated counting builds toward the absurd “Lord I’m 500 miles” punchline, while the upbeat music makes the escalating scene feel like a dramatic march before the figures are eaten.

♪ Peter Paul and Mary — 500 Miles

• @eternalclassic / 90459 2026-07-01