Born Two Hours Ago
hey go on without me, I'm at the hospital what? is everything ok? just my cousin, he can't walk or speak OMG WHAT HAPPENED nothing crazy he was born 2 hours ago
A text-message conversation shows someone saying they are at the hospital and explaining that their cousin cannot walk or speak. The punchline is that the cousin is a newborn, making the worried reaction absurdly overdramatic. It is used as a reaction to misleading or technically true statements. EN: A text-message conversation shows someone saying they are at the hospital and explaining that their cousin cannot walk or speak. The punchline is that the cousin is a newborn, making the worried reaction absurdly overdramatic. It is used as a reaction to misleading or technically true statements.
- @eternalclassic / 90357 2026-06-29
- Template
- text message conversation
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×719 · 95.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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