Aragorn’s Based Virginity
>80 year old Virgin Saved himself for marriage with a 1000/10 Elven qt who was also a centenarian virgin and was willing to give up on Eru's greatest gift for love. All this after saving all of Arda, men, elves, dwarves and hobbits from an archetypal evil who could've easily ended his life before he lost his V-card. And after winning he got the greatest sex imaginable in the history of fiction with someone who's by all means a goddess. There are no words in the English dictionary to describe just how fucking based Aragorn Elessar is.
На изображении Арагорн из «Властелина колец» с подписью о том, что он был девственником старше 80 лет и сохранил себя до брака с эльфийкой Арвен. Текст в преувеличенно восторженной и грубой форме описывает его героизм, любовь и сексуальную жизнь как доказательство того, насколько он «based». Мем используют как реакцию на уважение к персонажу, целомудрие, мужественность или невероятно удачную личную жизнь. EN: The image shows Aragorn from The Lord of the Rings with a caption saying that he was an over-80-year-old virgin who saved himself for marriage to the elf Arwen. In an exaggerated and crude tone, the text presents his heroism, romance, and sex life as proof of how extremely based he is. The meme is used as a reaction expressing admiration for a character’s chastity, masculinity, or impossibly successful personal life.
- @eternalclassic / 55068 2024-08-01
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