Grandpa Loves Soviet Red Alert

>convince my grandfather to buy me Red Alert 2 >he's curious to see what it's about and I want to show it off >install game and launch Soviet campaign >sexy Russian woman in skintight latex outfit sashays up to the camera >smash the Skip button immediately >"Th-this isn't really the game, Grandpa." >"Hey, go back, she was cute!" In hind sight, he was deployed to West Germany during the Cold War, so maybe he had nostalgia for communist bloc sluts. he probably thought you were a huge faggot lmao

A greentext joke describes showing a grandfather the Soviet campaign in Red Alert 2, only to skip a cutscene featuring a sexy Russian woman in latex. The punchline is that the grandfather, who served in West Germany during the Cold War, nostalgically wants to watch the suggestive scene and may misunderstand his grandson’s eagerness to skip it. EN: A greentext joke describes showing a grandfather the Soviet campaign in Red Alert 2, only to skip a cutscene featuring a sexy Russian woman in latex. The punchline is that the grandfather, who served in West Germany during the Cold War, nostalgically wants to watch the suggestive scene and may misunderstand his grandson’s eagerness to skip it.

• @eternalclassic / 89882 2026-06-20