Buff the Badger Secret Society

>>74374542 # Funny story. I was invited to be my gym's mascot (Buff the Badger) for 6 months last year. The extra income wasn't bad and I took the night shift on the weekends. >Gym thots would constantly hit on me >Became close friends with Chinese janitor who barely spoke any English >Strong black dude was obsessed with trying to find out who I was behind the costume. He went as far as to offer me money to tell him (the contract says that you are not allowed to reveal your identity to anyone or you will be immediately fired) >Old couple who would only do cardio tried hooking me up with her daughter >Got into Buff's secret society. Turns out all the dudes who previously worked as Buff formed this club that would meet once a month at a Mexican restaurant and get absolutely fucking wasted on margarita slushies. Funny thing, we never seem to talk about girls. >>74376293 # >>74378610 #

Аноним рассказывает о работе талисманом спортзала — барсуком Баффом — и странных событиях вокруг костюма. В финале выясняется, что бывшие исполнители роли создали тайное мужское общество, которое ежемесячно напивается маргаритой, а шутка строится на абсурдной двусмысленности их «секретного клуба». EN: An anonymous poster describes working as a gym mascot, Buff the Badger, and the strange events surrounding the costume. In the end, it turns out that the former performers created a secret men’s society that gets drunk on margaritas every month, with the joke relying on the absurd double meaning of their “secret club.”

• @eternalclassic / 89824 2026-06-18