Baby Hitler Meets a Time Police Squad

im a baby hitler i see a strange portal open You might be looking at a Time Police squad or a heavily armed utilitarian philosopher coming to the nursery to prevent World War II. Since history is full of paradoxical accounts of what happens next, you should grab your rattle, crawl through the event horizon, and immediately apply for a job at the European Union so you can push for the peaceful integration of Europe instead. If you prefer to stay in the comfort of your own timeline, you might want to read more about this famous Killing baby Hitler sci-fi trope on Wikipedia.

A Google AI Overview responds to a bizarre search from the perspective of baby Hitler, who sees a strange portal opening. The absurd answer combines time-travel police, utilitarian philosophy, preventing World War II, European integration, and the well-known “kill baby Hitler” time-travel trope. It is used as a reaction to surreal or wildly overconfident AI-generated answers. EN: A Google AI Overview responds to a bizarre search from the perspective of baby Hitler, who sees a strange portal opening. The absurd answer combines time-travel police, utilitarian philosophy, preventing World War II, European integration, and the well-known “kill baby Hitler” time-travel trope. It is used as a reaction to surreal or wildly overconfident AI-generated answers.

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