Hypotenuse Shortcut to Class

How I feel taking the hypotenuse to get to the spot quicker and save time

A student walks across a sunny campus, then appears to warp or teleport diagonally across the grass toward the student center. The joke treats taking the hypotenuse as a mathematically efficient shortcut, with the sudden transition exaggerating how quickly he reaches his destination. Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina’s upbeat dance-pop song “Stereo Love” makes the shortcut feel dramatic and absurd. EN: A student walks across a sunny campus, then appears to warp or teleport diagonally across the grass toward the student center. The joke treats taking the hypotenuse as a mathematically efficient shortcut, with the sudden transition exaggerating how quickly he reaches his destination. Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina’s upbeat dance-pop song “Stereo Love” makes the shortcut feel dramatic and absurd.

♪ Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina — Stereo Love

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