Hideo Kojima Will Scan Her
White people DONT Say this woman is ANYMORE beautiful THEY Say Hideo Kojima I will scan her
A stylized close-up of Hideo Kojima in a suit appears beneath captions claiming that white people no longer say a woman is beautiful, but instead say “Hideo Kojima, I will scan her.” The joke parodies Kojima’s reputation for obsessively scanning and analyzing characters, turning admiration into an absurd video-game-style reaction. EN: A stylized close-up of Hideo Kojima in a suit appears beneath captions claiming that white people no longer say a woman is beautiful, but instead say “Hideo Kojima, I will scan her.” The joke parodies Kojima’s reputation for obsessively scanning and analyzing characters, turning admiration into an absurd video-game-style reaction.
- @eternalclassic / 89107 2026-06-05
- Type
- image
- Size
- 672×800 · 88.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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