Bottomless Pit Supervisor

AI can't write good stories apart from the greatest story ever, absolutely Sisyphean write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

A fake 4chan greentext describes a worker supervising a bottomless pit who discovers that it has become an ordinary pit. His boss tells him to make it bottomless again without explaining how, so he quits and becomes a regular pit supervisor—only to find that the new hole is bottomless. The joke is a deliberately circular, absurd story parodying AI-generated storytelling and the myth of Sisyphus, and it is used as a reaction to pointless repetitive work or impossible instructions.

• @eternalclassic / 88950 2026-06-02