How Do I Get Better at Sex?
How do I get better at sex? I'm bad at sex. I can only last between 5 to 10 minutes. I want to pound my wife for at least half an hour and do it hard and fast. I've noticed I get pretty tired so I have to improve my stamina. I do some training once a week but it's not enough. How do you improve your durability so you can stay strong like a rock? I try to imagine myself to be a wild beast with high defenses but it's not working. You sit in the corner and watch while i plow her, unc
A medieval-looking couple sits at a table while the man appears to ask for advice about improving his sexual stamina. The joke is the absurdly explicit question followed by the deadpan reply that the reader should watch from the corner while he has sex with his wife, ending with “unc” as a crude interruption or unfinished message. It is shared as an absurd, vulgar reaction to questions about endurance or sexual performance.
medieval couple / средневековая параbearded man / бородатый мужчинаpregnant woman / беременная женщинаlong brown hair / длинные каштановые волосыbraided hair / заплетённые волосыheadscarf / головной платокmedieval dress / средневековое платьеblue skirt / синяя юбкаbrown tunic / коричневая туникаexposed pregnant belly / открытый беременный животtable / столwhite tablecloth / белая скатертьplate / тарелкаfood platter / блюдо с едойbread / хлебred berries / красные ягодыwooden bench / деревянная скамьяcastle / замокstone buildings / каменные зданияbackground villagers / жители на заднем плане
- @eternalclassic / 88452 2026-05-23
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