Adam Smasher Joins Arasaka

Personal update: I've joined Arasaka Corporation. I think the next few years at the frontier of chrome, weapons systems, and blackwall-grade intelligence will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to full-spectrum R&D. I remain deeply passionate about force projection and plan to resume my smashing in time.

A satirical X.com post from Adam Smasher announces that he has joined Arasaka Corporation and uses polished corporate language to describe cyberware, weapons, Blackwall intelligence, research, and his return to smashing. The joke comes from contrasting executive career-update wording with Adam Smasher’s identity as a brutal cyborg mercenary from Cyberpunk 2077. EN: A satirical X.com post from Adam Smasher announces that he has joined Arasaka Corporation and uses polished corporate language to describe cyberware, weapons, Blackwall intelligence, research, and his return to smashing. The joke comes from contrasting executive career-update wording with Adam Smasher’s identity as a brutal cyborg mercenary from Cyberpunk 2077.

• @eternalclassic / 88334 2026-05-21