Underwear Is Uncomfortable
>Underwear is uncomfortable >Squishes my nuts and presses up against my femoral artery >Decide to go commando >It's even worse >Balls chafing against denim >Peehole rubbing against zipper teeth >Pubes get caught in zipper teeth >Constantly worried that I'm gonna have a wardrobe malfunction and have to register as a sex offender Solutions? >>84458974 (OP) # Buy looser fitting underwear you nincompoop
An anonymous imageboard user lists increasingly uncomfortable problems caused by underwear and going commando, including chafing, zipper injuries, and fear of a wardrobe malfunction. Another user replies bluntly that the solution is to buy looser-fitting underwear, mocking the original poster for overcomplicating a simple problem. It is sent as an absurd, crude reaction to someone presenting an obvious problem with an overly elaborate explanation.
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- @eternalclassic / 87363 2026-05-02
- Template
- Anonymous imageboard greentext
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- image
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- 800×635 · 85.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, crude
- Language
- en
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