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Paying a Sex Worker to Swing

Paying a Sex Worker to Swing

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r/confessions 7h ago eye_sick I paid a sex worker to accompany me to swinging meetups I feel pretty bad about this because these couples would think they were meeting another loving couple for swinging. But the truth is, I got friendly with a bombshell Latina sex worker who agreed to pose as my partner. I would pay her to occupy a guy while I banged his wife. My primary goal was to just have sex with some dude's wife or girlfriend. This was a few years ago. My binge lasted at least a year. I spent a few thousand on the Latina who was a trooper. She would hold my arm and kiss me on the cheek and do the small talk perfectly. We had a whole story we would tell. Made up backgrounds. Fake names.
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A Reddit confession describes a man who paid a Latina sex worker to pose as his romantic partner at swinging meetups. She distracted the other man while he had sex with that man’s wife, and they maintained a fabricated couple identity with fake names and backstories. The joke is the shameless, elaborate deception and the narrator’s guilty confession about his sexual scheme. EN: A Reddit confession describes a man who paid a Latina sex worker to pose as his romantic partner at swinging meetups. She distracted the other man while he had sex with that man’s wife, and they maintained a fabricated couple identity with fake names and backstories. The joke is the shameless, elaborate deception and the narrator’s guilty confession about his sexual scheme.

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