Things to Say to Your Bro's New Girl

Things to say to your bro’s new girl “He’s never mentioned you” “I like you more than the girl from last week” “I guess he’ll date anyone at this point” “Looks like he’s getting desperate” “Which girl is this one again?” “You know he’s got a wife and kids right?”

A man plays basketball alone on a nighttime court while each shot is paired with another brutally awkward thing to say to his bro’s new girlfriend. The escalating insults imply that the bro dates constantly, is desperate, forgets women’s identities, and may even be married with children; the dramatic R&B ballad “Love” by Keyshia Cole makes the roast feel hilariously melodramatic and emotional. EN: A man plays basketball alone on a nighttime court while each shot is paired with another brutally awkward thing to say to his bro’s new girlfriend. The escalating insults imply that the bro dates constantly, is desperate, forgets women’s identities, and may even be married with children; the dramatic R&B ballad “Love” by Keyshia Cole makes the roast feel hilariously melodramatic and emotional.

♪ Keyshia Cole — Love

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