医院把我的鸡巴弄没了

厦门174医院还我鸡吧！还我鸡吧！我本来是去割包皮，他们说要先把鸡毛刮了，我就同意了，免责声明上面也签了字，打上麻醉醒来以后发现自己鸡吧没了，what？？？他们无人监管！谋财害命！！我在微博上维权这么久，他们也不把我的鸡吧接上！还我鸡吧！

一条微博截图声称作者去厦门174医院做包皮手术，麻醉醒来后发现自己的生殖器不见了，医院也拒绝接回去。笑点在于荒诞地把“刮鸡毛”误解成了手术前剃毛，并夸张控诉医院谋财害命，适合用作震惊、荒谬或投诉无门时的反应图。 EN: A Weibo screenshot claims that the author went to Xiamen 174 Hospital for circumcision and woke up from anesthesia to discover that his penis was missing, while the hospital refused to reattach it. The joke comes from absurdly interpreting “shaving the pubic hair” as removing the penis, followed by exaggerated accusations of malpractice and profiteering; it is used as a reaction to shock, absurdity, or being unable to get help.

• @eternalclassic / 86693 2026-04-19