Anal Hair Tail Story

Text on the meme

My anal hair is all white, over a meter long, After every shower, I have to blow-dry it and tease it into a tail shape, That way, every time I go out, some girls come over to help me brush my anal hair, And they grab my anal hair and stick it to their faces, saying how soft it is 😊 #时雨羽衣

What it means

A person in a schoolgirl-style outfit poses in a mirror with a large pale tail visible behind them. The absurd caption claims that their extremely long white anal hair is styled into a tail and attracts girls who brush it and touch it to their faces. This is sent as an absurd, fetish-like reaction joke built around an obviously implausible story. EN: A person in a schoolgirl-style outfit poses in a mirror with a large pale tail visible behind them. The absurd caption claims that their extremely long white anal hair is styled into a tail and attracts girls who brush it and touch it to their faces. This is sent as an absurd, fetish-like reaction joke built around an obviously implausible story.

Objects

person in schoolgirl outfit / человек в школьной форме white blouse / белая блузка navy pleated skirt / тёмно-синяя плиссированная юбка red necktie / красный галстук large white tail / большой белый хвост black platform shoes / чёрные туфли на платформе white socks / белые носки mirror / зеркало smartphone / смартфон bathroom or dressing-room interior / интерьер ванной или примерочной marble floor / мраморный пол wooden door / деревянная дверь