Gabe Newell Always Wins
>announce Valve's upcoming console >RAM prices spike >does nothing >RAM prices drop >wins EVERY F⚍CKING TIME Worth the weight Will Gabe ever stop winning?
A forum screenshot shows Gabe Newell next to a green-text sequence about Valve announcing a console, RAM prices spiking and then dropping, followed by the punchline that he wins every time. “Worth the weight” plays on “worth the wait” and the physical weight of RAM, while the final question jokes about Gabe’s seemingly constant victories. It is shared as a reaction to Valve or Gabe Newell benefiting from market chaos or good timing. EN: A forum screenshot shows Gabe Newell next to a green-text sequence about Valve announcing a console, RAM prices spiking and then dropping, followed by the punchline that he wins every time. “Worth the weight” plays on “worth the wait” and the physical weight of RAM, while the final question jokes about Gabe’s seemingly constant victories. It is shared as a reaction to Valve or Gabe Newell benefiting from market chaos or good timing.
- @eternalclassic / 86122 2026-04-08
- @dustinthehead / 30644 2026-04-08
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- sarcastic, triumphant
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- en
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