Stealing a Blind Man's Book

Ulf the Blind Eh? Who's there? Rodulf, that you? Boss was looking for you - said he'd be up at the summit. Better not keep him waiting. E Read Ulf's Book WEIGHT 1 VALUE 5 Take E Pickpocket Ulf the Blind

A Skyrim player approaches Ulf the Blind in his cave, distracts him with dialogue, reads his book, and then pickpockets him. The joke is the absurd confidence of stealing from a character who cannot see, punctuated by the sudden breaking/cracking sound as the player opens or interacts with the book. It works as a reaction to shameless theft, exploiting someone’s weakness, or taking something while the owner is oblivious.

• @eternalclassic / 86058 2026-04-07