Angry Driver and Scared Man

ANGRY DRIVER - “What is your problem, man? Do you know how to FUCKING DRIVE?” ANGRY DRIVER - “...What?” SCARED MAN - “No, I don't know how to fucking drive. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.” ANGRY DRIVER - “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?” SCARED MAN - “Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn't the only thing!” INTERFACING - C'mon. Show him what you can ‘really’ do INTERFACING [Trivial: Failure] - “I DON'T KNOW HOW, I CAN'T!” ANGRY DRIVER - “Oh my God, just grab the steering wheel!” SCARED MAN - “FINE!” PAIN THRESHOLD [Trivial: Failure] - It's like there's a tiny hateful beast shredding your very soul SCARED MAN - “AHHHH!” ANGRY DRIVER - “It hurts?” SCARED MAN - “Yeah, it does! It does hurt, actually!” ANGRY DRIVER - *deep sigh* RHETORIC - Alright, here we go. We're devoting *all* your available brain cells to coming up with a question... ANGRY DRIVER - “I'm not going to be in the interview and I turn out to be the boss?” ANGRY DRIVER - “I'm not going to a JOB INTERVIEW!” SCARED MAN - “You could be a year from now.” ANGRY DRIVER - “Oh my God.” SCARED MAN - “Everybody says, ‘Oh well that guy seems great.’ and I'm saying, ‘Wait a minute.... that guy yells’” SCARED MAN - “Nope. I'm good. Thank you.” ANGRY DRIVER - “What??” SCARED MAN - “I'm good. Thank you. You don't wanna help me. You just wanna yell.” ANGRY DRIVER - “Fuck.” HALF LIGHT [Trivial: Failure] - There's still plenty to be scared of here. Just not what you thought. SCARED MAN - “AHHHH!” ANGRY DRIVER - “That's just the horn.” SCARED MAN - “I don't know that, do I?” SCARED MAN - “You know? I wanna tell you something.” ANGRY DRIVER - “What?” WEEKS LATER, NO ANSWERS ABOUT MAN IN PARKING LOT The condition and whereabouts of an RCM lieutenant extracted by a Coalition aerostatics remains unknown. The dramatic manoeuvre, witnessed by dozens near the north roundabout, has reportedly increased tensions between the citizens of Martinaise, the RCM, and Coalition authorities. Early reports that the lieutenant was investigating entroponetic phenomena along the coast have not been confirmed. According to an official statement given by the RCM, the lieutenant was in Martinaise as part of a murder investigation. A Coalition representative declined repeated requests for comment. END

A nervous man in a car admits that he does not know how to drive, while an angry driver shouts instructions and grows increasingly frustrated. The conversation is presented like a video-game dialogue or skill-check sequence, with failed checks and ominous narration turning ordinary driving panic into absurd existential terror; the final newspaper-style screen reports that the man has mysteriously disappeared. The clip works as a reaction to incompetence, anxiety, or a situation spiraling far beyond its original problem. EN: A nervous man in a car admits that he does not know how to drive, while an angry driver shouts instructions and grows increasingly frustrated. The conversation is presented like a video-game dialogue or skill-check sequence, with failed checks and ominous narration turning ordinary driving panic into absurd existential terror; the final newspaper-style screen reports that the man has mysteriously disappeared. The clip works as a reaction to incompetence, anxiety, or a situation spiraling far beyond its original problem.

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