Leon Explains Creation Instead of Dating

Will you date me Leon? はじめに神は天と地を創造された。 地は形なく、むなしく、 にあり…神の霊が水の上を覆っていた。 And you stopped breathing too?! Why the hell do you know so much Japanese?! INSPIRED BY JEHTT ASHLEY - HAPYR LEON - DANCHO

Ashley asks Leon out while they ride across the ocean, but instead of answering, Leon solemnly recites lines from the Japanese creation story. The absurd escalation ends with Ashley questioning why he knows so much Japanese, followed by them speeding away over the water and a parody-style credit card. Waves and surf emphasize the surreal ocean setting and make the dramatic scene feel even more ridiculous. EN: Ashley asks Leon out while they ride across the ocean, but instead of answering, Leon solemnly recites lines from the Japanese creation story. The absurd escalation ends with Ashley questioning why he knows so much Japanese, followed by them speeding away over the water and a parody-style credit card. Waves and surf emphasize the surreal ocean setting and make the dramatic scene feel even more ridiculous.

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