Day One of Taking a Blinker

Day 1 of taking a blinker then getting tortured Crucifixion: 7/10 If my back was scourged easy 10/10

A long-haired person faces the camera at night, then turns aside before the video cuts to them strapped to a wooden cross between trees. The joke treats crucifixion and being scourged like experiences being casually rated, with “taking a blinker” setting up an absurdly bad first day. The audio appears to include coughing, which reinforces the uncomfortable, tortured reaction. EN: A long-haired person faces the camera at night, then turns aside before the video cuts to them strapped to a wooden cross between trees. The joke treats crucifixion and being scourged like experiences being casually rated, with “taking a blinker” setting up an absurdly bad first day. The audio appears to include coughing, which reinforces the uncomfortable, tortured reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 85735 2026-03-31