Drilled SSDs Are Finally Safe
Compliance is the root of all evil. So, you want to destroy the SSD? Drill all SSDs. Destroyed finally. All data is safe. Let’s go home. The SSDs: Micron 1300 2.5
A post shows several Micron SSDs with large holes drilled through them, including disassembled drives and a stack of destroyed units. The joke treats physically drilling the drives as a comically extreme way to ensure that all data is destroyed and compliance requirements are satisfied. It is used as a reaction to absurdly literal data-destruction or security procedures.
solid-state drives / твердотельные накопителиdrilled holes / просверленные отверстияdisassembled SSD / разобранный SSDgreen circuit boards / зелёные печатные платыmetal drive casing / металлический корпус накопителяstack of SSDs / стопка SSDscrews / винтыbarcode label / этикетка со штрихкодомblack work surface / чёрная рабочая поверхностьMicron product label / маркировка Micron
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- image
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- 594×800 · 98.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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