How to Say I Can't Scissor Tonight

How to say I can’t scissor with u tonight. Can we reschedule? in Chinese 🇨🇳 jīn wǎn bù néng hé nǐ mò bi； néng gǎi tiān ma 今晚不能和你磨逼,能改天吗？

A man in a white sweater faces the camera and demonstrates hand gestures while teaching how to say “I can’t scissor with you tonight. Can we reschedule?” in Chinese. The joke is the deliberately awkward and sexually suggestive phrase, presented like a serious language lesson and used as an absurd reaction to canceling an intimate date. EN: A man in a white sweater faces the camera and demonstrates hand gestures while teaching how to say “I can’t scissor with you tonight. Can we reschedule?” in Chinese. The joke is the deliberately awkward and sexually suggestive phrase, presented like a serious language lesson and used as an absurd reaction to canceling an intimate date.

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