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A screenshot shows an “Existing sessions” panel with thermia, Oracle, and Cisco listed as connected sessions. The joke reframes these software sessions as a nightmare blunt rotation, implying that being stuck sharing a blunt with them would be extremely unpleasant or intimidating.
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