CUDA-Enabled Cow2Beef

Cow2Beef.exe Cow2Beef.exe v1.1 optimised for multi-core Cow2Beef.exe v1.2 CUDA-enabled Intel Core 2 Quad 4x(2.4Ghz) 8 seconds Intel Core 2 Quad 4x(2.4Ghz) 2 seconds NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 ULTRA 128x(1.5GHz) 0.1 seconds

A three-panel joke compares turning a cow into beef using an old quad-core CPU, a multicore-optimized version, and finally a CUDA-enabled GPU. The processing time drops from 8 seconds to 2 seconds and then 0.1 seconds, while the final result is humorously overcooked charcoal instead of a burger. It is used as a reaction to absurdly powerful hardware, GPU acceleration, or extreme optimization. EN: A three-panel joke compares turning a cow into beef using an old quad-core CPU, a multicore-optimized version, and finally a CUDA-enabled GPU. The processing time drops from 8 seconds to 2 seconds and then 0.1 seconds, while the final result is humorously overcooked charcoal instead of a burger. It is used as a reaction to absurdly powerful hardware, GPU acceleration, or extreme optimization.

• @gentoomemes / 19077 2025-10-28