Windows 11 Is Unusable Dogshit

I think I figured out why Windows 11 is unusable dogshit / Windows Experience Blog Before moving to Seattle with her husband seven years ago, Priya Chauhan had never worked in digital design. She came from the print publishing world, where she worked on children’s books, coffee table books, travel guides, catalogs, window display posters, chocolate and biscuit tins and all kinds of seasonal marketing. If you lived in London at that time, you probably saw her designs throughout the city and in magazines. But once she started working for Microsoft five years ago, she entered a fast-moving space where she could make global impact. (The first time she used a PC or Windows was her first day at the company. Now she only uses PCs and Windows.) Chauhan started on services and store fronts, then Microsoft Rewards. Then she moved to the Windows team. As a designer working on a new, signature feature for Windows 11 – widgets – she measured success by one thing: how it could make people happy. She wanted something that would give people a peek into what’s most important to them. Widgets, which may be familiar to anyone who’s used a smartphone or tablet, offer a personalized pop-up collection of information on weather, sports scores and other bits of information. “You don’t have to switch between devices and break your workflow,” says Chauhan, whose own work last year was paused when she had her first child. “With one swipe you can access the widget board, which you just a quick glance to what you need to know. Like, when is my next meeting? Is it going to rain when I go for my run? The quick kind of information you

Вверху изображения человек говорит, что понял, почему Windows 11 совершенно непригодна для использования, а ниже показан фрагмент официальной статьи Microsoft о дизайнерке Priya Chauhan и функции Windows 11 «widgets». Шутка строится на контрасте между восторженным корпоративным описанием виджетов и грубой реакцией автора: вместо полезной функции он видит бессмысленный и раздражающий интерфейс. Мем отправляют как реакцию на плохой дизайн, неудобные обновления Windows или чрезмерно рекламный технологический текст. EN: At the top of the image, someone says they have figured out why Windows 11 is completely unusable, while below is a fragment of an official Microsoft article about designer Priya Chauhan and the Windows 11 “widgets” feature. The joke comes from the contrast between the enthusiastic corporate description of widgets and the author’s blunt reaction: instead of a useful feature, they see a pointless and irritating interface. This meme is shared as a reaction to bad design, annoying Windows updates, or overly promotional tech writing.

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