You're About to Fuck Something Up

WARNING | You're about to fuck something up! // Days since last incident: 9 (last on 09/13/2025 00:00:00) // You're currently on a RDP/VNC session with the Hypervisor: the actual OS running ALL virtual machines. If you're here by mistake, LOG OUT IMMEDIATELY. This HV connection is not supposed to be used at all, unless in emergencies. AServer machine usually is the command and control center, and all changes are mostly isolated and should be done on there. Basically: anything you do on here can and will wreck the ENTIRE server. Don't push your luck. We have already had 1 (major) incident, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE! OK

A blue warning dialog tells an administrator that they are connected directly to a hypervisor running all virtual machines and could wreck the entire server. The joke is the dramatic, profanity-filled warning paired with the casual “OK” button, making it a reaction to situations where someone is dangerously close to breaking production after a previous major incident. EN: A blue warning dialog tells an administrator that they are connected directly to a hypervisor running all virtual machines and could wreck the entire server. The joke is the dramatic, profanity-filled warning paired with the casual “OK” button, making it a reaction to situations where someone is dangerously close to breaking production after a previous major incident.

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