AI Transcription Hallucinates Dorian

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistent son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now #something something “the picture of Dorian Gray” something something

Пост высмеивает обязательную программу ИИ для транскрибации звонков, которая плохо распознаёт небелых клиентов и постоянно выдумывает несуществующего сына по имени Дориан. Автору приходится тратить больше времени на удаление этих галлюцинаций из сводок, чем на ручную расшифровку. Шутка отсылает к роману «Портрет Дориана Грея» и используется как реакция на абсурдные ошибки ИИ. EN: The post mocks a mandatory AI transcription program that misrecognizes non-white customers and repeatedly invents a nonexistent son named Dorian. The author has to spend more time removing these hallucinations from call summaries than transcribing them manually. The joke references the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray and is used as a reaction to absurd AI errors.

• @gentoomemes / 18514 2025-09-03