Bitcoin Future Meets Bit Corn

Picture this: it’s 10 years from now. Bitcoin is at $1M. Nice home. Amazing job. It’s Christmas, your kids are asleep. Your spouse and you are having a whiskey on the couch. It’s snowing outside. All the hard HODL-ing was worth it. You made it! 10 years from now. Solar flare wiped all grids. No more internet funny money. You plow the fields each day. You notice a husk of corn on the ground. Someone has taken a bite out of it. “Bit corn?” you say out loud. “Huh, sounds familiar.” You return to the field, dispirited.

A Twitter exchange contrasts a crypto investor’s dream of becoming rich from Bitcoin with a post-apocalyptic future where a solar flare has destroyed the internet and people farm by hand. The punchline is the wordplay between “Bitcoin” and “bit corn,” turning cryptocurrency optimism into bleak agricultural absurdity. EN: A Twitter exchange contrasts a crypto investor’s dream of becoming rich from Bitcoin with a post-apocalyptic future where a solar flare has destroyed the internet and people farm by hand. The punchline is the wordplay between “Bitcoin” and “bit corn,” turning cryptocurrency optimism into bleak agricultural absurdity.

• @gentoomemes / 18214 2025-08-13