Grocery List App Gets Too Cocky

what the f🦆ck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you haven't made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fu🦆king mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like you're my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i k🦆ll you now

A static social-media post is shown throughout the 7.2-second clip, angrily ranting at a grocery-list app for sending a reminder notification. The joke is the absurdly hostile reaction to a harmless app message, treating software like an arrogant equal; the festive recording of “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” adds ironic contrast and makes the outburst even funnier as a reaction to annoying notifications. EN: A static social-media post is shown throughout the 7.2-second clip, angrily ranting at a grocery-list app for sending a reminder notification. The joke is the absurdly hostile reaction to a harmless app message, treating software like an arrogant equal; the festive recording of “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” adds ironic contrast and makes the outburst even funnier as a reaction to annoying notifications.

♪ John Lennon, The Plastic Ono Band, Yoko Ono & The Harlem Community Choir — Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

• @gentoomemes / 18153 2025-08-08