Database Skill Issues Chart
Skill Issues MariaDB JSON Real Databases SQLite MySQL cassandra amazon DynamoDB ORACLE Firebase RocksDB Please try postgres before you kill yourself
A humorous skill-level chart groups database technologies into increasingly difficult categories, with PostgreSQL placed at the bottom beside the warning “Please try postgres before you kill yourself.” The joke mocks database developers who struggle with PostgreSQL and treat simpler or more familiar databases as their comfort zone. EN: A humorous skill-level chart groups database technologies into increasingly difficult categories, with PostgreSQL placed at the bottom beside the warning “Please try postgres before you kill yourself.” The joke mocks database developers who struggle with PostgreSQL and treat simpler or more familiar databases as their comfort zone.
database logos / логотипы баз данныхred hand-drawn outline / красная нарисованная рамкаblue hand-drawn outline / синяя нарисованная рамкаyellow hand-drawn outline / жёлтая нарисованная рамкаdatabase cylinder icon / иконка базы данных в виде цилиндраJSON logo / логотип JSONSQLite feather logo / логотип SQLite с перомMySQL dolphin logo / логотип MySQL с дельфиномPostgreSQL elephant logo / логотип PostgreSQL со слономMariaDB logo / логотип MariaDBMongoDB leaf logo / логотип MongoDB с листомFirebase flame logo / логотип Firebase с пламенемRocksDB logo / логотип RocksDBCassandra eye logo / логотип Cassandra с глазомAmazon DynamoDB logo / логотип Amazon DynamoDBFauna logo / логотип FaunaOracle logo / логотип Oraclecolored skill chart / цветная шкала навыков
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