I Wanted to Fly, But There Will Be JavaScript

Unlike the hundreds of Boeing 747 jets still flown by airlines that use age-old 3.5-inch floppy disks for critical updates, the $400 million luxury 747 jet gifted by the generous Qatar royal family to the US government updates its systems and navigation data wirelessly in minutes I wanted to fly, What kind of world You can't exceed 1.44 megabytes, there will be JavaScript. SITUATION PEOPLE!! WORK BETTER TRY HARDER

A mustachioed man wearing headphones speaks into a microphone while an article about a luxury Boeing 747 and wireless updates appears above him. As the clip progresses, he becomes increasingly distressed, declaring that he wanted to fly but cannot exceed 1.44 megabytes because there will be JavaScript. The joke contrasts aviation technology limited by old floppy disks with programmers’ fear of JavaScript and is used as an absurd reaction to frustrating technical limitations. EN: A mustachioed man wearing headphones speaks into a microphone while an article about a luxury Boeing 747 and wireless updates appears above him. As the clip progresses, he becomes increasingly distressed, declaring that he wanted to fly but cannot exceed 1.44 megabytes because there will be JavaScript. The joke contrasts aviation technology limited by old floppy disks with programmers’ fear of JavaScript and is used as an absurd reaction to frustrating technical limitations.

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