Never Ever Hire an Applicant

Re: Interview Follow Up NOW HIRING 735 DAYS SINCE A CANDIDATE HAS BEEN CALLED BACK PEOPLE HIRED TIME WASTED DEGREE IN MAKING OTHER PEOPLE WASTE THEIR TIME OFF MAKES SIX FIGURES WASTING APPLICANTS' TIME AWARD #1 RESUME TRASHER GHOSTED AN APPLICANT AND MADE HIM MISS WORK FOR THREE INTERVIEWS AWARD Hello! I am HR #1 EMAIL IGNORER I LOVE APPLICANTS, BUT I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER HIRE ONE We should have an answer for you by the end of next week!

A cheerful-looking HR woman sits beneath a “NOW HIRING” sign, surrounded by charts and awards celebrating wasted applicant time, ignored emails, résumé trashing, and ghosting candidates. The joke is that the recruiter enthusiastically promises an answer while proudly revealing that she never hires anyone, making this a reaction to endless interviews, delays, and bad hiring practices. EN: A cheerful-looking HR woman sits beneath a “NOW HIRING” sign, surrounded by charts and awards celebrating wasted applicant time, ignored emails, résumé trashing, and ghosting candidates. The joke is that the recruiter enthusiastically promises an answer while proudly revealing that she never hires anyone, making this a reaction to endless interviews, delays, and bad hiring practices.

• @gentoomemes / 17893 2025-07-12
• @antichirst / 20085 2025-07-12