Apple Tax Calculator Ban

2 + 2 = 4 You are permanently banned from using Calculator OK Bro what??🤢🙏 2+2=2.8 on Apple, because they take 30%.

A calculator displays the correct answer to 2 + 2, but absurdly bans the user for using it. The joke references Apple’s 30% commission on digital purchases, with Tim Sweeney implying that Apple would make 2 + 2 equal 2.8 after taking its cut; it is sent as a reaction to Apple’s platform fees and corporate greed. EN: A calculator displays the correct answer to 2 + 2, but absurdly bans the user for using it. The joke references Apple’s 30% commission on digital purchases, with Tim Sweeney implying that Apple would make 2 + 2 equal 2.8 after taking its cut; it is sent as a reaction to Apple’s platform fees and corporate greed.

• @gentoomemes / 17370 2025-05-19