C Is Best for Software Delivery

Text on the meme

Big CTO Chat Shared Big CTO Hey why the fuck is my feature taking so long to deliver? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND C IS THE BEST LANGUAGE FOR DELIVERING SOFTWARE Sorry our engineer wanted to use C for performance MANAGER PROJECT MOMMY THE C PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

What it means

A cartoon shows a frustrated programmer wearing a C programming language shirt while a chat conversation criticizes the slow delivery of a feature. The joke is that the engineer chose C for performance, ironically causing the feature to take a long time, while the programmer insists that C is the best language for software delivery. It is used as a reaction to overconfident programming-language evangelism and impractical technical decisions.

Objects

programmer / программист manager / менеджер project manager / руководитель проекта computer monitor / компьютерный монитор desk / письменный стол office chair / офисное кресло computer screen / экран компьютера chat window / окно чата speech bubble / речевой пузырь C programming language book / книга о языке программирования C glasses / очки white shirt / белая рубашка brown hair / каштановые волосы office / офис