Parrot Sex Confession

Text on the meme

A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act [this is the photo]; should I go to prison for it?

What it means

A bearded man sits outdoors with a colorful parrot perched on his hand. The caption presents the innocent bird interaction as a bizarre sexual confession, creating an absurd and deliberately shocking punchline. It is shared as a reaction to outrageous oversharing, strange confessions, or unexpectedly disturbing humor.

Who

Richard Stallman (Ричард Столлман)

Objects

bearded man / бородатый мужчина parrot / попугай blue shirt / синяя рубашка turquoise shirt / бирюзовая рубашка glasses / очки long hair / длинные волосы camera strap / ремень от камеры black camera / чёрная камера green feathers / зелёные перья red feathers / красные перья forest vegetation / лесная растительность wooden bench / деревянная скамья outstretched arm / вытянутая рука bird perched on hand / птица на руке