I Am Fucking Calling It Now

I AM FUCKING CALLING IT NOW >decompile it >uses Firebase for telemetry logs >no permission controls, publicly accessible >the app will probably ask you to authenticate with YouTube, that plus your email needed for the retard ffmpeg wrapper account >all stored in Firebase >someone scrapes them all, doxxes the 20 retarded video editors dumb enough to buy this >someone soccer's into one of those editors >they edit for a massive youtube channel that they have access to >that 3.2m sub account gets taken over and starts posting naked black men black men I AM FUCKING CALLING IT

A screenshot shows a person confidently predicting a catastrophic chain of events caused by a poorly secured video-editing app: exposed Firebase data leads to doxxing, account takeover, and shocking uploads. The joke is the absurd escalation and the repeated phrase “I AM FUCKING CALLING IT,” used as an exaggerated reaction when someone expects disaster. EN: A screenshot shows a person confidently predicting a catastrophic chain of events caused by a poorly secured video-editing app: exposed Firebase data leads to doxxing, account takeover, and shocking uploads. The joke is the absurd escalation and the repeated phrase “I AM FUCKING CALLING IT,” used as an exaggerated reaction when someone expects disaster.

• @gentoomemes / 17233 2025-05-12