CVEs by Pope Chart

CVEs by Pope 300000 200000 100000 CVEs 0 0 0 15130 52459 283784 Pius XII (1939-1958) John XXIII (1958-1963) Paul VI (1963-1978) John Paul II (1978-2005) Pope Benedict XVI (2005-2013) Francis (2013-2025)

A bar chart compares the number of CVEs attributed to different popes, with zero for Pius XII, John XXIII, and Paul VI, followed by 15,130 for John Paul II, 52,459 for Benedict XVI, and a huge 283,784 for Francis. The joke treats popes as if they were software systems responsible for cybersecurity vulnerabilities, implying that the modern papacy has accumulated dramatically more bugs. It is used as an absurd tech-statistics reaction to mock inflated comparisons or the perceived problems of the present era. EN: A bar chart compares the number of CVEs attributed to different popes, with zero for Pius XII, John XXIII, and Paul VI, followed by 15,130 for John Paul II, 52,459 for Benedict XVI, and a huge 283,784 for Francis. The joke treats popes as if they were software systems responsible for cybersecurity vulnerabilities, implying that the modern papacy has accumulated dramatically more bugs. It is used as an absurd tech-statistics reaction to mock inflated comparisons or the perceived problems of the present era.

• @gentoomemes / 17024 2025-04-26