That's a Giant Corpse

OH THAT'S A GIANT CORPSE THERE IS A 20 FOOT TALL, STILL TWITCHING CORPSE OF AN UNKNOWN HUMANOID SPECIES RESTRAINED HALF A KILOMETER BENEATH APPLE'S HEADQUARTERS IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA PERFORMING THE CALCULATION WORK OF 150 SUPERCOMPUTERS

A frightened purple cartoon fish reacts to a disturbing black-and-white illustration of a gigantic restrained humanoid corpse. The fake news-style caption claims that the corpse is hidden beneath Apple’s headquarters and performs the work of 150 supercomputers. The joke comes from presenting an absurd, horrifying conspiracy as shocking technical news, making this useful as a reaction to bizarre revelations. EN: A frightened purple cartoon fish reacts to a disturbing black-and-white illustration of a gigantic restrained humanoid corpse. The fake news-style caption claims that the corpse is hidden beneath Apple’s headquarters and performs the work of 150 supercomputers. The joke comes from presenting an absurd, horrifying conspiracy as shocking technical news, making this useful as a reaction to bizarre revelations.

• @gentoomemes / 17008 2025-04-24