Cisterna Body Type

Text on the meme

okay what are we calling this body type in 2026??? In Czechia we call it “cisterna”.

What it means

A social media post shows a curvy woman modeling a fitted brown dress, followed by a reply jokingly calling this body type “cisterna,” meaning “tank” in Czech. The punchline is the absurdly blunt comparison of her figure to a large tank, used as a humorous reaction to exaggerated body types. EN: A social media post shows a curvy woman modeling a fitted brown dress, followed by a reply jokingly calling this body type “cisterna,” meaning “tank” in Czech. The punchline is the absurdly blunt comparison of her figure to a large tank, used as a humorous reaction to exaggerated body types.

Objects

woman / женщина curvy body / пышная фигура brown fitted dress / коричневое облегающее платье purple hair / фиолетовые волосы bed / кровать bedroom / спальня pillows / подушки blanket / одеяло coffee table / журнальный столик bookshelf / книжная полка candles / свечи social media screenshot / скриншот соцсети comment icons / иконки комментариев