How Do I Compete With Jesus

>be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the fuck am I supposed to compete with Jesus?

A greentext-style story shows an anonymous man repeatedly losing potential girlfriends because they become nuns after feeling a religious calling. The punchline is his frustrated question about how anyone can compete with Jesus, treating religious devotion as an unbeatable romantic rival. EN: A greentext-style story shows an anonymous man repeatedly losing potential girlfriends because they become nuns after feeling a religious calling. The punchline is his frustrated question about how anyone can compete with Jesus, treating religious devotion as an unbeatable romantic rival.

• @eternalclassic / 85354 2026-03-24