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I’m not doomscrolling! I’m reading the news because a bunch of terrible stuff just happend World’s most productive screen addict AWARD

A bearded man wearing headphones sits in a chair, staring intensely at his phone while surrounded by takeout containers. He insists that he is not doomscrolling, only reading the news because terrible things happened, while the award sarcastically labels him the world’s most productive screen addict. The joke mocks people who rationalize compulsive negative-news consumption. EN: A bearded man wearing headphones sits in a chair, staring intensely at his phone while surrounded by takeout containers. He insists that he is not doomscrolling, only reading the news because terrible things happened, while the award sarcastically labels him the world’s most productive screen addict. The joke mocks people who rationalize compulsive negative-news consumption.

• @eternalclassic / 85115 2026-03-19