Anderson Cooper Job Search Dinner

>"Hey, look who finally crawled outta his little hidey-hole and decided to grace us with his presence this holiday season. C'mon down and have some grub, Champ! Don't be a stranger. Tell us what you've been up to. I know you've been busy with your startup -- what was it, something about getting SCHLOPPED on Bindr? Have those video game coins finally paid off for you, bud? No worry. They'll seem like pennies when we get you a job and you get that first paycheck. Dig in." >swats your hand away from the alcoholic beverages >"But not those, Champ. I need you focused on a finding a job first thing after New Year's." >audible laughter

Anderson Cooper is photoshopped into a family holiday dinner, where the guests mock him for being unemployed and stop him from drinking alcohol. The joke parodies an awkward family gathering where relatives interrogate someone about their career and insist that getting a job should be their New Year's resolution. It is used as a reaction to unemployment jokes, family pressure, or condescending advice. EN: Anderson Cooper is photoshopped into a family holiday dinner, where the guests mock him for being unemployed and stop him from drinking alcohol. The joke parodies an awkward family gathering where relatives interrogate someone about their career and insist that getting a job should be their New Year's resolution. It is used as a reaction to unemployment jokes, family pressure, or condescending advice.

• @eternalclassic / 84349 2026-03-04