New Epstein Has Been Chosen

White smoke rises in Tel Aviv. New Epstine has been chosen.

A nighttime view of Tel Aviv shows a towering column of white smoke, parodying the white smoke traditionally announcing the election of a new pope. The joke darkly suggests that a new Jeffrey Epstein has been chosen, with the misspelling “Epstine” preserved from the image. EN: A nighttime view of Tel Aviv shows a towering column of white smoke, parodying the white smoke traditionally announcing the election of a new pope. The joke darkly suggests that a new Jeffrey Epstein has been chosen, with the misspelling “Epstine” preserved from the image.

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